Show Notes for Tuesday March 31, 2020

John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS with Charlie!!!BUY THE T-SHIRTS HERE OR HERE

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March 31
National Bunsen Burner Day
National Clams on the Half Shell Day
National Crayon Day
National Prom Day
National Tater Day
National Equal Pay Day

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A study from Arizona State University found that Narwhals who have bigger tusks are more likely to find partners during mating season.

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Whoever said “all deals are made on the golf course” probably didn’t have this in mind. A set of golf clubs filled with cocaine was intercepted at the Miami International Mail Facility, the U.S. Customs and Border Patrol said last Tuesday. An agent conducting a routine search of the clubs on Monday discovered the illegal drug in the hollowed-out shafts. The package, which came from Colombia, was bound for New York. The drug’s street value was approximately $30,000, according to the CBP. This equated to about 1.14 pounds. No arrests have been made. The CBP seized about 3,700 pounds of narcotics every day in 2019, according to the agency. (


Containment, the TV drama about an epidemic that breaks out in Atlanta, leaving a section of the city cordoned off under quarantine and those stuck on the inside fighting for their lives, is now among the Top 10 shows on Netflix thanks to the coronavirus pandemic. Containment was canceled after one season on the CW. Also among the Top 10 is the Netflix docuseries Pandemic: How To Prevent an Outbreak.

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Kelly Clarkson had to make do with what she found while practicing social distancing in her Montana cabin. On Sunday, the singer revealed that she had to resort to using her toddler’s “potty” when her home’s plumbing stopped working. Clarkson tweeted: “So our plumbing froze up at our little cabin in Montana and, no joke, I just used my toddler’s potty. And just like that I have no pride or shame! Each day brings something I thought I’d never do hahahaha.”

Over one billion people are now confined to their homes because of the Coronavirus. (

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee is being slammed for suggesting that corn cobs can be used in the event of a toilet paper shortage.

Madonna is being mocked for a bizarre video in which she’s naked in a bathtub talking about the Coronavirus.(

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There's a world record—and a happy ending—for the greatest distance thrown in a car accident. This is one world record you may not want to try and top. A car traveling 70 miles per hour struck Matthew McKnight, an off-duty paramedic, when he stopped to help out with an accident on the side of an interstate in 2001. He was thrown 118 feet, almost half a football field. Dr. Eric Brader, his emergency room physician, told McKnight he should send it into the Guinness Book of World Records, but McKnight brushed it off as a joke. Brader was so impressed by the feat that he sent in the paperwork anyways, which was approved in 2003, but didn't make the cut until its 2008 edition.


Dateline.... INDIA
A husband and wife in India left all their money to their pet monkey. The couple, who had no children, said they owed their wealth and success to the primate, who they believed has enriched their lives.

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Cops say that a man arrested Saturday for auto theft claimed the coronavirus made him do it. According to investigators, in late-January 70-year-old Alvin Rementer pawned his 2000 Chevrolet Silverado for $1,500 at Pawn Depot in St. Petersburg, Florida. An arrest affidavit states that since turning over the title to his wheels, Rementer has returned to the shop several times to “make statements of not possibly being able to pay for the pawn payment.” While the pawn shop manager was “willing to work with him,” cops say, Rementer allegedly took matters into his own hand around 7:00 AM Saturday. Using a spare key, Rementer drove the truck away from the pawn shop. After the car was reported stolen, a cop spotted the vehicle and conducted a traffic stop. Rementer, who was driving the Chevy, reportedly confessed to stealing the vehicle, adding that he “freaked out over ‘the corona’ and the overall situation.” He is now charged with grand theft auto, a felony. (

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A woman arrested for assaulting her boyfriend shouted “I have the coronavirus” before intentionally coughing in the face of a paramedic who she sprayed with “copious amounts of saliva,” police charge. Responding early Wednesday to a domestic violence call in Lady Lake, an Orlando suburb, police encountered the bloodied victim. The man, whose nose was broken, told officers that he had been attacked by his girlfriend, LaDonald Shakkie Holmes. The man said he was lying in bed with 38-year-old Holmes when she “told the victim she wanted to have sex.” The victim recalled that he declined to engage with Holmes “since she is leaving him to get back with her ex-husband.” She reportedly became agitated and attacked him. After an EMS worker “sedated the arrestee,” Holmes was being placed on a stretcher when she shouted “I have the coronavirus.” Holmes then allegedly coughed directly on the face of an EMS worker, which “resulted in copious amounts of saliva landing on the paramedic’s face.” She is now facing a pair of felony counts. (


I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.
A Summerfield man was arrested for using marijuana to try and purchase a Hot Dog at a Circle K store ….. FLORIDA (
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