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On February 7th police noticed a 39-year-old Wyandotte, Michigan man traveling on his bike, going the wrong direction on Fort Street. According to police, he was causing several vehicles to break abruptly. After being told why he was stopped, the man explained to police that he was merely trying to get across the road. He verbally identified himself and agreed to a pat-down search for weapons. During the search, an officer felt a small object inside the small front pocket of his pants. The man said he had no idea what it could be. Inside the pocket police found a folded lottery ticket, commonly used for packaging narcotics. The officer asked the man if the bindle in the pocket contained fentanyl. “These are not my pants,” the man replied. “I borrowed them from my cousin.” The substance inside the bindle field-tested positive for fentanyl and heroin. He was subsequently arrested for possession of heroin/fentanyl, which is a felony. (https://bit.ly/32vk7fp)
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All professional soccer games in Spain and Portugal, as well as some in Germany, will be played in empty stadiums. (https://bit.ly/2U0769V)
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are said to be “crushed” by the, quote, “unnecessarily cruel Megxit.” (http://dailym.ai/2wWngJh)
A former crack dealer from the streets of New York has now become a celebrity cupcake chef online. (https://bit.ly/2QajgMa)
Jim Bob and Michele Duggar have flipped an Arkansas Mansion for a $1 million dollar profit. (https://bit.ly/39SU5p3)
65-year-old Dennis Quaid has postponed his wedding to 26-year-old Laura Savoie. (https://pge.sx/2UbhxXZ)
Queen Elizabeth has fled Buckingham Palace.(https://bit.ly/38WCE5H)
Madonna’s long time choreographer is featuring headless bodies in his newest feature. (https://yhoo.it/2voPKez)
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Apple Pie isn't actually American. Apples originally come from Asia. The first pies were baked in Medieval Europe. Even the concept of putting apples in pie traces back to a recipe from England in 1381. Nevertheless, the phrase "as American as apple pie" turned up by 1924 and became a common saying during the years of the Second World War.
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Here’s something you should never do for your girlfriend on her birthday. A guy in China knew his girlfriend’s birthday was coming up so he wanted to get her a surprise gift. Being a thoughtful boyfriend he made an appointment for her at a cosmetic surgery clinic for a boob job. She did not appreciate the gift and kicked him to the curb.
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According to court records, as the coronavirus scare prompts panicked runs on toilet paper worldwide, a Florida Man was arrested for the 1:00 a.m. theft of some two-ply bath tissue from a neighbor’s vehicle. Police allege that 25-year-old Safraz Shakoor burglarized a Dodge truck parked in the driveway of a residence a few blocks from his Clearwater home. Shakoor was recorded on a Ring video surveillance camera entering the unlocked truck’s backseat and swiping “a roll of toilet paper from a 6-pack of Smart & Simple bath tissue.” A pack of the toilet paper--perhaps the cheapest brand on the market--sells for $1 at Dollar General, though the retailer is currently out of stock, according to its web site. The product is described as “Made in the USA from 100% recycled fiber.” Shakoor was arrested on a felony burglary charge and booked into the county jail on $5,000 bond. Shakoor’s rap sheet includes multiple convictions for possession and sale of marijuana and theft. (https://bit.ly/2IHt0cJ)
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