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The munchies put this Ohio man in a sticky situation. And I'm not just talking about the syrup. Last Sunday around 1:15 p.m. the Berea Police pulled over a 41-year-old Parma Heights man. According to cleveland.com, “Police had stopped the man’s Chevrolet Malibu on Eastland near Sheldon Road after seeing the vehicle weave twice on Lou Groza Boulevard.” The suspect had a reasonable excuse for swerving all over the road - he was eating a pancake while driving. The police also smelled pot in the man's Chevy Malibu. The man said he smoked the day before. However, a quick search told a different story. Police found a baggie of marijuana in the man’s jacket. He acted surprised and said he had forgotten it was there. Inside the car, police found two marijuana cigars, one inside a folded lottery ticket and another wrapped in foil. Police confiscated the marijuana. The man was given a warning for eating pancakes while driving. (https://bit.ly/2UG0e3i)
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A new book claims that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has his arm pits blow dried before important speeches. (https://bit.ly/2V9vMi8)
A prominent animal psychologist has conducted a study that proves dogs can experience actual love towards humans. (https://bit.ly/2SIj60f)
Chinese police use geese squads. You've heard of police dogs, but police geese? As of 2013, 12 police stations in a rural area of China have begun to use geese as sentries. They are alert animals and, as you probably know, can create a lot of noise and commotion, which creative Chinese law enforcement officers are taking advantage of. While this trend has yet to spread throughout China, Dongwan police claim that the geese have already stopped at least one theft.
A NEWS HEADLINE.... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
Nicaragua’s last newspaper wrote a critical piece about the government and lost all of its ink and paper the following morning. (https://bit.ly/2uvrN4O)
What’s one to do when your employer eliminates your position? In the case a now ex-police chief from New Hampshire, he walked home in his underwear in the middle of a snowstorm. Richard Lee was the police chief in the town of Croydon for about twenty years before he was stripped of his duties after a recent board meeting. According to the Valley News, the three-person board voted to get their crime coverage solely from the New Hampshire Police Department. Lee was a part-time member of the police department, thus he wasn’t needed anymore. The man was told to turn in his uniform, guns, and keys to his police cruiser. So, he did just that right in front of the board chair Russell Edwards. With no extra change of clothes or a ride home, Lee walked in a snowstorm before his wife picked him up. Lee told Valley News that he feared being arrested if he had left the meeting with his gear. Edwards disputed that, stating Lee’s actions were unnecessary. (https://bit.ly/2wIsSa7)
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A Florida Man was arrested on a felony battery charge after allegedly dumping a bucket of cow manure over the head of a victim. 47-year-old Jose Ramirez-Callejas attacked the victim at a dairy farm in Crystal Springs, a community about thirty miles north of Tampa. The complaint does not indicate whether Ramirez-Callejas or the victim work at Spoto’s Palm River Dairy. Investigators allege that Ramirez-Callejas “scooped the cow manure into the bucket and dumped it over the victim’s head” early Wednesday afternoon. Ramirez-Callejas reportedly admitted to police that he doused the victim with cow manure. A cop reported observing “cow manure on the victim’s forehead and leg.” Ramirez-Callejas, who is listed as a transient in the complaint, was booked into the Pasco County jail. (https://bit.ly/2I5G6Af)
FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.
A West Palm Beach man was arrested for reckless endangerment after he had his 10-year-old daughter drive him home from a bar ….. FAKE NEWS
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