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A shameless freeloader quarantined himself in a shuttered Connecticut restaurant, helping himself to thousands of dollars’ worth of food and drink during a four-day bacchanalian binge. 42-year-old Louis Angel Ortiz was arrested early Tuesday after allegedly pillaging a Cuban restaurant in downtown New Haven, which police believe he busted into Saturday through a side window. Ortiz then proceeded to eat, drink, or steal several thousand dollars’ worth of food and booze, including roughly seventy bottles of liquor. Police said, “Officers learned Ortiz helped himself over the course of four days to the restaurant’s food, liquor and beer.” “In addition to eating and drinking at the restaurant, Ortiz removed beverages and property from the building,” officials added. Ortiz was taken into custody after a manager stopped by the closed restaurant and saw someone sleeping inside with a bottle of rum.
Beethoven could still hear after going deaf. Upon going deaf, Beethoven discovered that if he bit onto a metal pole that connected to the piano he was playing, he could hear almost perfectly well. This process is called bone conduction, and while technology has evolved, the science is the same: Vibrations are transferred from the conductive metal into our bones. When this happens, our ears pick up the signal with no sound distortion.
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A British court has shot down a bid by a 30-year-old woman to marry a 92-year-old chandelier. (https://bit.ly/3ailccV)
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Taneytown, Maryland is a small city located in the northwest corner of the state. According to the 2010 census, Taneytown has a population of 6,728. Now at least one of those 6,728 people is being called out. Tuesday night the Taneytown Police Department posted on social media reminding residents to put on pants before checking the mail. In its apparent final warning, the department also wrote: “You know who you are.” The post is on its way to becoming an internet sensation. In the first 12 hours after it was posted, the post was shared more than 1,500 times. (https://bit.ly/2KaB1HW)
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Police in Cocoa, Florida arrested a woman who shot her boyfriend because he was snoring too loudly ….. FLORIDA (https://bit.ly/2GLM6wX)
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