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A New Jersey man broke into an Old Forge funeral home last Saturday night, stripped naked, and left a cold beer in a display casket. 30-year-old Ethan Palazzo is charged with burglary, criminal trespass, and criminal mischief. Police said Palazzo kicked open the side door to the Thomas P. Kearney Funeral Home. Palazzo, who smelled of alcohol, told police he did not have a reason for breaking in, then said he just wanted to speak with his girlfriend. He was nude when he was arrested. Police said he stripped naked inside the funeral home and left his clothing on the floor of the morgue and office. He also appeared to have rifled through the closet containing the morgue’s chemicals, though it was not clear if he took anything. Police found a cold bottle of beer inside one of the display caskets. Police also believe Palazzo rummaged through a car parked outside and left behind an open can of Natural Ice beer in the center console. (https://bit.ly/2VlVtvI)
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One man was once constipated for nearly two months. In 1965, 26-year-old Angus Barbieri, who weighed 456 pounds, was put on a fasting program. It wouldn't be ethical to conduct a study like this today, but at the time, things were different, allowing Barbieri's doctor, William Stewart, to experiment. On a strict regimen of multivitamins and minerals, Barbieri got his nutrients without eating a scrap of food, which resulted in nearly two months of constipation. By the end of the year, Barbieri was 180 pounds. (Note: Fasting to this degree is not recommended, as it can lead to serious health conditions.)
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A photo of a British man who beat the Coronavirus after wearing a Buzz Lightyear style helmet in the hospital has gone viral. (https://bit.ly/34HYZDG)
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Like many quarantined twentysomethings, a Florida Woman and her girlfriend were passing the day online yesterday when a “verbal altercation” over TikTok videos allegedly turned violent, leading to a domestic battery arrest. According to cops, 23-year-old Ashley Stupi slapped her 24-year-old girlfriend “with open hands” during a scuffle Tuesday afternoon in the victim’s St. Petersburg apartment. The victim, cops reported, sustained “minor scratches on her arms and legs.” The women had been arguing “over ‘Tik Tok’ videos” when the dispute escalated, according to an arrest affidavit. A cop noted that there is “video of a portion of the incident” between Stupi and the victim. Stupi was arrested on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge and booked into the Pinellas County jail. Cops said that Stupi and the victim have been in an on-and-off relationship for three years. (https://bit.ly/2K9Nn36)
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An Orlando woman was caught on video shaving her legs as she rode on the back of a motorcycle ….. FLORIDA (https://bit.ly/2V4EP56)
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