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May
12th
National
Limerick Day
National
Odometer Day
National
Nutty Fudge Day
A
survey by the Maine Human Rights Commission found that since the
state legalized marijuana a growing number of people are complaining
about the odor coming from their neighbor’s yard.
(https://on.wsj.com/2YFDLFD)
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Florida deputies (Charlotte County) said 19-year-old Ryan Johnson allegedly drove drunk right off the road, took out a mailbox and drove right through several palm trees. When deputies showed up Johnson told them, “I’m not going to lie I should’ve not been driving.” Deputies found a 20 pack of Bud Light beer in his car. Ten of the bottles were missing. Deputies also found marijuana on him.
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Michael
Jordan denied having a gambling problem in “The Last Dance,”
saying he has a competition problem. (https://bit.ly/3b5ctuR)
Movie
theaters have officially reopened in Texas. (https://bit.ly/3fm7GIC)
“60
Minutes” star Leslie Stahl made a surprise announcement on air that
she was recently hospitalized for Coronavirus but is in recovery now.
(https://bit.ly/2Ywhn1m)
The Department of Homeland Security has officially moved its biometrics database to the Amazon Cloud. (https://bit.ly/2We4PKq)
The
Mayor of Moscow says the city’s Coronavirus cases are triple what
the government is telling people. (https://tmsnrt.rs/2LdaIRC)
Frontier
Airlines is guaranteeing passengers an empty middle seat for an extra
$39. (https://cbsloc.al/2xGDl6T)
A
Florida Sheriff is under fire after photos surfaced that show him
partying alongside a bunch of naked models. (https://bit.ly/2W9BMaP)
The
New York Times announced that a majority of their staffers will not
be returning to the office until September 8th at the earliest.
(https://bit.ly/3dfdd22)
FUN FACT FOR YOU:Share this with your friends... they'll think you're really smart!
You're pronouncing Dr. Seuss' name wrong. Dr. Seuss, the popular children's book author who is known for his rhyming skills, was born with the name Theodor Seuss Geisel. Seuss is his mother's maiden name, and their family pronounces it as "soice" (rhyming with voice). Seuss' college friend Alexander Liang even wrote a poem about the common misconception.
A NEWS HEADLINE... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
Dateline.... RUSSIA
Two Russian Doctors are dead and one remains in critical condition after they all MYSTERIOUSLY fell out of a hospital window after criticizing the government for a lack of supplies. (https://bit.ly/2SJJ0QG)
A
third Russian doctor has mysteriously fallen out of a hospital window
this week after complaining about a lack of Coronavirus supplies.
(https://bit.ly/2YKdkyL)
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A
$500,000 debt incurred from three games of rock paper scissors is
invalid, the Quebec Court of Appeal has ruled. Edmund Mark Hooper,
the unfortunate loser of the classic hand game, took out a mortgage
on his house to pay off the debt — a fact that was acknowledged in
a notarized contract. But the Superior Court cancelled that mortgage
in a 2017 decision, which was appealed by Michel Primeau, who beat
Hooper in the game of rock paper scissors — and won the $517,000
wager. Primeau told the court the best-of-three game took place in
January 2011. Quebec law stipulates that for a wagering contract to
be valid, it must be related to activities “requiring only skill or
bodily exertion on the part of the parties,” rather than to chance.
Furthermore, the amount wagered must not be excessive.
(https://bit.ly/2yPNs9q)
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A New Jersey high school math teacher has been caught on video yelling at a group of teens playing football in a park that they should “die a long, painful death” from the Coronavirus. The teacher at Steinert High School in Hamilton Township was identified by several sources as Nicole Griggs, who has taught in the district for the past 15 years. One of the kids allegedly targeted by the teacher, a freshman at the school, told the news outlet that he and his pals were playing Thursday on East Franklin Street when she screamed at them from behind a fence. The encounter was captured by another student and shared on Snapchat. The Steinert freshman told the paper that a cop showed up at the park and told the kids to leave. He said he and his pals realized they shouldn’t have been in the park and left soon after the frightening incident — but expressed shock that a teacher would wish death upon them.
(https://bit.ly/2VEXTpw)
FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline, you guess if the story is something that really happened in the great state of FLORIDA or is it #FakeNews made up to trick you and amuse me
A Fort Meyers dog-walker was arrested after he left his marijuana stash inside a customer’s house ….. FAKE NEWS
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FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline, you guess if the story is something that really happened in the great state of FLORIDA or is it #FakeNews made up to trick you and amuse me
A Fort Meyers dog-walker was arrested after he left his marijuana stash inside a customer’s house ….. FAKE NEWS
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Fisherman Befriends Lonely Dolphin During Lockdown