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May
19th
National
May Ray Day
A
study by the Johns Hopkins University found that the coronavirus can
enter the body through the eyes. (https://bit.ly/3fHmuBM)
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The first rule of evidence destruction is: Do not hit a cop in the face with a crack pipe tossed out your vehicle’s window. Somehow, that bedrock criminal principle escaped 61-year-old ex-con Derry West during a traffic stop last month near his residence in Port St. Lucie, Florida. According to police, West was driving a pickup truck around 11:15 p.m. when he was pulled over for failing to have lights illuminating his license plate. West apparently was unaware that police officers were approaching from both sides of his Honda Ridgeline. As one cop came up to the truck on its passenger side, he spotted West “throwing a small object out of the passenger window.” The airborne object “struck me in the face and fell to the ground,” the officer noted. “I then observed the object to be a small glass tube,” which turned out to be a crack pipe. West, who claimed the pipe was left in the truck by a friend, was arrested and booked into the county jail, from which he was later released on $2,500 bond. West was also convicted in 2018 for introducing contraband into a correctional facility.(https://bit.ly/2yxVvbj)
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Rosie
O’Donnell told Page Six she’s been binging on pop tarts all day
long during the Coronavirus lockdown. (https://pge.sx/3bw1gn8)
Drive-In
movie theaters are seeing a resurgence from people eager to keep a
social distance and participate in some retro fun.
(https://bit.ly/3ctCEg7)
Kurt
Cobain’s guitar from his “MTV Unplugged” concert is going up
for auction after his family lost a legal battle to maintain
possession of it. The guitar has been in an attic for twenty years.
(https://pge.sx/2T21f4d)
A massive Chinese rocket that fell to earth last Monday morning narrowly missed raining space junk all over New York City. (https://bit.ly/2LsoWye)
A
beekeeper in Spain died after being stung in the eye by a murder
hornet.(https://bit.ly/2LmVp99)
A woman who joked about having Coronavirus wound up infecting four other people at a California house party that was thrown in violation of lockdown orders. (https://bit.ly/3dFFxLf)
A 19-year-old driver was pulled over for going 191 miles per hour on a Canadian Highway. (https://bit.ly/3dAJbFZ)
The Iranian Military accidentally fired a missile on its own ship during a training exercise and killed nineteen sailors. (https://bit.ly/2Lik5j0)
A video of a wild brawl that broke out at a California Target after two customers refused to wear masks has gone viral. The attackers were charged with assault and the judge set bail at $1,000. (https://bit.ly/2Wr7HDS)
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If you’re planning on grilling out this summer, here’s a tip from Men’s Health: don’t use a water bottle to squirt out flare-ups. Their sources say it can create burn-causing steam, and even worse it can damage the finish on the grill. Men’s Health says to avoid flare-ups all together, trim the fat from the meat and cook with the lid on the grill.
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Singapore is using Robot dogs to patrol its public parks and enforce social distancing measures. (https://bit.ly/3fKwOsQ)
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A
wanted man in England who hid in bushes in an attempt to evade police
blew his cover when he farted. Realizing officers on the scent were
closing in, the suspect had fled into woodland near Harworth,
Nottinghamshire. His location remained a mystery until they heard a
noise “believed to be the sound of someone breaking wind.” He was
arrested alongside another suspect found hiding behind a fireplace in
a nearby home. One of the pursuing officers said: “I was almost out
of wind running but luckily the suspect still had some. I heard him
letting rip and followed the noises to a bush.” Nottinghamshire
Police said a 35-year-old man was arrested after failing to appear at
court and a 30-year old man was arrested in relation to other
matters. (https://bbc.in/2LeEEgh)
A police officer in Louisiana allegedly coerced a woman to have sex with him during a traffic stop in order for the driver to get out of a speeding ticket. 21-year-old Port Barre cop Darwin Fontenot faces a third-degree rape charge after a woman he stopped for speeding in March said he coerced her into having sex in exchange for leniency. “The public holds law enforcement to a high standard, and so do I,” Port Barre Police Chief Deon Boudreax said in a statement. “Whether the sexual interaction was consensual or not doesn’t justify it. I will not tolerate such unprofessional behavior from our police officers.” Fontenot was released on bond on Saturday and was placed on administrative leave. The woman, who had been charged with other violations, said Fontenot offered her leniency in exchange for sex and Fontenot “engaged in sexual activity.” A complaint was brought to the department on April 27th. (https://bit.ly/3bih78N)
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