THIS WEEK'S DEAR JOHN LETTER!
I'm having my annual argument about fireworks. Each year my family spends several hundred dollars on fireworks. I've tried to convince my husband that we should scale that back. We're not wealthy people. We have plenty of bills to pay and it would be nice to get ahead a little. He's counting the days to go buy fireworks to shoot off. There are many people in our area who do their own fireworks shows. I'm trying to convince my husband to take this year off. I'd love it if he could just sit with me to enjoy the fireworks that others shoot off. Not only would that save us money, but it would also be nice to spent that time together too. Can you please help me find a way to get him to agree to this? We can't afford to do it this year. Any ideas?
Signed – Fizzled Out Firecracker
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