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IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thanks to NationalDayCalendar.com)
September 22
National Online Recovery Day
American Business Women’s Day
Car Free Day
Dear Diary Day
National Centenarian’s Day
Elephant Appreciation Day
National Girls’ Night
Hobbit Day
National Ice Cream Cone Day
National Legwear Day
National White Chocolate Day
National Voter Registration Day
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Equinox
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A survey found that for the first time ever, more people left California last year than moved in. (https://bit.ly/2E0GilU)
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An
Australian drug courier was caught with six hundred pounds of
methamphetamine after he rammed his transport van into two cop cars —
and has now been sentenced to more than six years in prison.
28-year-old Simon Tu was driving a Toyota HiAce with the $145 million
in drugs in July 2019 when he plowed into two patrol cars parked
right outside the Eastwood town police station. He fled, but police
caught up with him about an hour later. When cops searched Tu’s
van, they found multiple cardboard boxes stuffed with crystal meth.
“This would be one of the easiest drugs busts that NSW Police has
ever made — incredible, absolutely incredible,” Detective Glyn
Baker of the Ryde Police said. (https://bit.ly/2Fhuqg4)
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“The Biggest Loser” star Jillian Michaels has revealed that she contracted the Coronavirus earlier this summer — as she warned people not to go to public gyms. (https://pge.sx/3h8aRDG)
Hillary
Swank reportedly trained with astronauts at NASA for her new role.
The two-time Oscar winner stars as the commander of a mission to
Mars. (https://bit.ly/2Zn8qqL)
Kanye
West has built a massive white wall around the L.A. home he shares
with Kim Kardashian. (https://bit.ly/32xfOBH)
Chris Evans addressed his penis pic saga by urging people to vote on November 3rd. (https://pge.sx/3kl5VgO)
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New York City has canceled the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade because of health concerns. Macy’s has re-opened after the protests, but sales are slow. (https://fxn.ws/2RwaPLy)
A video of a black woman being removed from a Spirit Airlines flight after she went on a bizarre rant about white privilege has gone viral. (https://bit.ly/33LxpFN)
“Tiger King” star Joe Exotic has reportedly submitted a case for a pardon. (https://fxn.ws/32gKbMZ)
The Family of Carole Baskin’s missing first husband ran an ad during her appearance on “Dancing With The Stars” that accused her of killing him. (https://pge.sx/2Rr0y36)
Sexy
“Tiger King” costumes have officially gone on sale. There’s a
“Tiger Queen” of Carole Baskin for $67.95 and a “Coolest Cat”
of Joe Exotic for $49.95. (https://pge.sx/3mv0RID)
Former
Jeffrey Epstein Lawyer Alan Dershowitz is suing CNN for defaming his
character. The Lawsuit asks CNN for $300 million dollars.
(https://bit.ly/32BhkCX)
A $6 plastic crown worn by the Notorious B.I.G. in his last photo shoot sold for $594,000 at auction. (https://bit.ly/2ZIxV62)
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A NEWS HEADLINE... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
Dateline....
DENMARK
A
growing number of schools in Denmark are holding classes entirely
outdoors in the forest. (https://bit.ly/2RxcPmH)
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Police in Guelph, Canada are investigating after someone's dishwasher was defecated in while they slept. According to a news release, it happened at a residence between 1:00 a.m. and 8:15 a.m. on Sunday. Officials say the home was entered through an unlocked sliding glass door while the residents were sleeping. Nothing was taken from the home, police say, but the culprit reportedly defecated on an open dishwasher door before leaving. Officials are reminding the public to make sure their windows and doors are always locked. Anyone with information regarding this incident is asked to contact police immediately. (https://bit.ly/32xGrXt)
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A
21-year-old Sebring, Florida man who posted a picture of himself with
his pants down in front of the Peabody Auditorium is now charged with
Public Nudity. Daytona Beach Police investigators were able to
identify Brock Barnicle through his social media accounts where he
posted the picture. DBPD says the incident occurred Sunday, September
6th around 11:00 p.m. The incident report states that Barnicle was in
a small garden on the northwest corner of the Peabody. He was less
than five feet from a public sidewalk, and less than twenty-five feet
away from the public road. Investigators say that Barnicle pulled his
pants down, exposing his buttocks more than what the legal
description of exposing your buttocks allows. The report further
states that the suspect faced the anatomically correct angelic
figurines in the garden and positioned himself so that it would
“appear as if he was holding his penis.”
(https://bit.ly/3bYjQ9A)
FAKE
NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I
read a headline, you guess if the story is something that really
happened in the great state of FLORIDA or is it #FakeNews made up to
trick you and amuse me
An
Okaloosa man told police he broke twenty car windshields because
President Trump owes him ONE TRILLION DOLLARS ….. FLORIDA
(https://hrld.us/3khpdUd)
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Brave
Teen Saves Mom And Three Children By Pulling Them From Burning Car
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3953/Brave-Teen-Saves-Mom-And-Three-Children-By-Pulling-Them-From-Burning-Car