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A new survey found that the average worker experiences a career burnout at 32. 59% of responders said they find themselves working more hours from home than they did in the office. (https://bit.ly/35TFydG)
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An
Oklahoma woman told police that she had to “poop so bad” before
taking off and leading them on a high-speed chase. 28-year-old Emily
Sindt Owings was pulled over around 9:00 a.m. Tuesday when a cop
noticed that she was not wearing a seatbelt. She didn’t have her
insurance or any identification except for a medical marijuana card,
but the officer ran her information and determined that her driver’s
license had been revoked. When he informs her that he’s checking
for outstanding warrants, she tearfully tells the officer, “But I
have to poop so bad,” body camera footage shows. “It’s my
birthday. It’s my f–king birthday,” Owings can be heard saying.
“Why won’t you just let me go?” Owings asks him, to which the
cop responds, “Because your license is suspended!” It was then
determined during the stop that there was a warrant out for her
arrest for allegedly fighting an officer. Police said they discovered
a pipe with meth when they searched her vehicle. She was booked on
charges including reckless driving, driving under suspension, and
possession of drug paraphernalia. (https://bit.ly/300d9ir)
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Bravo is launching a new series called “Bravo’s Chat Room” featuring talent from “The Real Housewives” series. (https://pge.sx/3mJbSWy)
Amazon is launching an invitation only section on its website for Luxury Goods. (https://bit.ly/3cgx9SY)
A group of armed thieves stole five James Bond Guns that were used in the spy films from a private collector in North London. (https://bit.ly/3kCP1dB)
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Illinois police arrested a man who traveled from Kentucky on a Greyhound bus with a dismembered body in his bag. (https://cbsloc.al/3hHBAHw)
Federal Authorities have charged a member of the NYPD with spying for the Chinese Government. (https://yhoo.it/3ckZcQY)
The City of Seattle has shelled out $150,000 to a convicted pimp to explore “alternatives to policing.” (https://bit.ly/301P1fc)
The Department of Justice has designated New York as an anarchist city for failing to take the necessary measures to combat local violence. (https://bit.ly/3j4heK9)
The U.S. Attorney General in the Virgin Islands is preparing to release the names of every person who flew on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet that was nicknamed the “Lolita Express.” (http://dailym.ai/2RKL8af)
Michigan Election Officials called police on a homeowner who put a toilet on his front lawn with a sign that said “Put Mail In Ballots Here.” They made him take it down. (https://bit.ly/2Ej8XCR)
A Supreme Court briefing found that prohibiting marijuana is unconstitutional and could lead to the full legalization of marijuana. (https://bit.ly/2FHpOjc)
A growing number of the Nation’s Police Departments are having a hard time recruiting new officers at the same time they’re being hit by a wave of early retirements. (https://bit.ly/3cgs10S)
The CDC apologized again for mistakenly posting on its website that the Coronavirus was airborne. (https://bit.ly/3kJiwup)
Prince Charles kicked off Climate Week in New York City by calling for a Marshall Plan to combat climate change. (https://bit.ly/32UrheZ)
While guys are not fans of women with false eyelashes or fake tans, their number one turn-off is too much makeup, according to a new survey.
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Dateline....
ROMANIA
A
woman in Romania filed for divorce after finding her husband’s
girlfriend in the attic of their house. The husband claimed the woman
was only a friend who needed a place to stay while her apartment was
being renovated, but she didn’t believe him.
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A woman in England fell out of a moving car on the M25 while leaning out of the window to film a video for Snapchat. She fell from the car into a “live lane,” Surrey Police traffic officers tweeted. The woman was not badly hurt, but police said it was lucky “she wasn't seriously injured or killed.” She was treated at the scene by paramedics. Police added that no arrests have been made. In a post on Twitter, the Roads Policing Unit said: “The front seat passenger was hanging out the car whilst filming a Snapchat video along the M25. She then fell out the car and into a live lane. It is only by luck she wasn't seriously injured or killed. #nowords.” (https://bbc.in/32PLqD1)
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A
30-year-old Norwich driver who hit speeds in excess of 100-mph before
hitting several trees and rolling a car on the highway reportedly
told police she wanted to “test the capabilities” of the vehicle.
Police said witnesses reported they saw the car traveling erratically
on the highway before the crash. According to a police accident
report, Zujey Martinez was test driving a 2013 Audi S5 on Saturday at
approximately 11:44 a.m. when she swerved off the road and up a berm
before striking “multiple trees.” When interviewed by troopers,
Martinez admitted to speeding as part of a plan to explore the limits
of the vehicle, which troopers said at one point was going faster
than 100-mph. Martinez and a passenger were transported to The
William W. Backus Hospital with minor injuries. Police said she was
issued a court summons for reckless driving and failing to maintain
lane. (https://bit.ly/32PXHav)
FAKE
NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I
read a headline, you guess if the story is something that really
happened in the great state of FLORIDA or is it #FakeNews made up to
trick you and amuse me
A
Tampa man was arrested after punching his daughter’s teacher at
Back To School Night ….. FAKE NEWS
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