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A Romeo put a steel nut on his manhood to make it bigger for a Valentine’s Day date – but was rushed to hospital after it swelled dangerously for two days. Eye-watering pictures show doctors slicing off the DIY willy enlarger with a power tool and pliers in Bangkok, Thailand. The sheepish patient told doctors he had been excited about seeing a woman for a date on Sunday and "just wanted to impress her". He had heard that rings could be used to enlarge and strengthen a penis by forcing blood into the glans. So, he pulled a 3 cm-wide steel nut from his toolbox and slipped it over his member using baby oil. However, the following day his penis had swelled painfully and he found he was unable to remove the ring. He called emergency services on Saturday afternoon, having had the nut jammed around the base of his penis since Friday morning. Doctors said his misadventure had not left any permanent damage and his penis should function normally after a few weeks' rest. (

Two maids in Singapore have been accused of mixing their bodily fluids into food — including one household servant who allegedly thought doing so would make her bosses more agreeable. 43-year-old Canares Rowena Ola was hauled into a Singapore court recently on a criminal mischief charge after she allegedly mixed her urine and menstrual blood into a rice dish and served it. It’s unclear who she gave the food to or why she contaminated it. The woman’s lawyer has denied the allegations. In an unrelated case, a different maid is accused used similar tactics when it came to cooking for the family she worked for. The woman, identified only as Diana, allegedly thought mixing her bodily fluids into the family’s rice and water would keep them from rebuking her over the quality of her work. She was also accused of stealing from the family.(

A British Royal Navy officer has been filming online “porn to order” with her seaman lover from inside a secret nuclear base. Lieutenant Claire Jenkins – known as Cally Taylor on OnlyFans – has posted explicit material from inside the Faslane nuclear submarine HQ at Her Majesty’s Naval Base Clyde in Scotland. Many of the X-rated online clips include the 29-year-old’s naval lover, Leading Seaman Liam Doddington, who is at the same base. A Navy source told the UK paper that “The commanders can’t believe it. There could be all kinds of security risks involved.” Confronted by her bosses, Jenkins reportedly confessed — but continued to post more X-rated content over the weekend, including a video with the caption, “He really used me.” The Sun’s Navy source insisted that Jenkins had been “open and honest with her bosses that this is what she does in her spare time.” A Royal Navy spokesman confirmed that “an investigation is under way.” (

A man who was spotted pleasuring himself inside a Kia in a Walmart parking lot told Florida cops that he was “lonely” because his former girlfriend was in Colorado. Police were summoned to a Walmart in Vero Beach by a woman who reported that a man who was parked next to her was masturbating while behind the wheel of a car that had its driver’s side window open. Upon arriving at the parking lot, cops stopped a Kia with out-of-state plates and asked the driver to exit the vehicle. When 26-year-old Kyle Weiss stepped out of his car, there was little doubt he was the suspect being sought: “I noticed that he had an obvious erection protruding in his shorts,” a cop reported. Weiss also claimed that he did not realize that he “could be seen playing with himself.” He was arrested for exposure of sexual organs and disorderly conduct, both misdemeanors. He was eventually released the county jail after posting $1,000 bond and is scheduled to be arraigned on March 23rd. (

A Russian influencer model is getting heat for posing naked on top of an endangered elephant for an Instagram video. According to The Sun, 22-year-old Russian influencer model Alesya Kafelnikova posted the short video to Instagram on February 13th, showcasing herself in the nude and posed atop a Sumatran elephant. “Poor elephant. Aren’t you ashamed to lie naked on an elephant? This is a living creature. Money overshadows everything,” one Instagram follower said. Another called the photoshoot a “violation” against the animal. A charity group said that the Russian influencer model’s use of the elephant in her photo shoot was a “tragic trivialization.” According to The Daily Star, the species of elephant the model posed on is not native to Bali, where she currently lives. A number of elephants in Asia are kept captive to serve the region’s tourism industry. The magazine reported the population of the species is estimated to have shrunk by 70% over the past decade due to habitat loss.(

The science driving the $30 billion dollar sex robot industry is evolving so quickly that robots are becoming sentient and will soon be able to consent to sex. (

Porn Star Kendra Sutherland has been banned from Instagram after joking that she was having an affair with the CEO. (

A New York City ambulance driver says she’s been supplementing her income by selling nude photos on OnlyFans. (

A Michigan couple will have to pay their 42-year-old son back for destroying his massive pornography stash, a federal judge ruled in a case that included the filing of a 43-page inventory of the man’s porn/sex toy collection. In an opinion issued last month, Judge Paul Maloney granted a summary judgment in favor of David Werking, who last year sued his parents Paul and Beth, both of whom are 68. Maloney will issue an opinion on damages after the parties make further submissions to the court. An inventory filed in the federal case lists 428 VHS tapes, 1,605 DVDs, and dozens of sex toys that Werking alleged were disposed of by his parents. After state prosecutors declined to pursue charges against his parents, Werking filed a U.S. District Court lawsuit against them, claiming that the twelve boxes of porn and sex toys were worth about $25,000. (

A 73-year-old Russian who tried to relieve a painful bout of hemorrhoids with a toothbrush had to have the offending implement surgically removed after it “got lost up there.” The man tried to relieve the burning and itching of inflammation with more modern techniques, but resorted to the toothbrush when all else failed. He went to an emergency room when he couldn’t get the toothbrush out.

Campus police were called to investigate a drawing of a penis on a White Board that was right outside a dorm at Missouri State University. Most of the campus is on lockdown. As of now, police have no suspects. (

Forty actresses are suing PornHub for $80 million dollars over videos that portray sex trafficking victims. The lawsuit claims the videos were part of an elaborate plot to trap women. (

An Australian bride claims she wore a vibrator on her wedding day that was controlled by her husband in order to calm her nerves. (

A Florida high school teacher is being investigated over allegations that he watched porn during a virtual class — after a former student posted a clip of the lesson online. 53-year-old Michael Braeseke, who teaches social sciences at South Broward High in Hollywood, appeared to be sitting at a desk looking down as a woman apparently screamed in ecstasy — saying, “Oh my God!” — during a virtual class on Friday. A former student at the school posted the footage of Braeseke on Monday from his Global Perspectives & Research class, which is part of its college-level Cambridge International program at the school. District officials launched a probe into the video on Tuesday. Braeseke, who has worked for the district for twenty years and earns about $56,000 annually, has not been reassigned, but isn’t teaching this week due to midterms.

According to a new report, unnecessary overuse of antibiotics during the Coronavirus pandemic has created a rise in drug-resistant strains of super gonorrhea. The widespread use of the antibiotic Azithromycin has caused a build-up of resistance to the bacteria which causes gonorrhea.(

Former Playboy model Victoria Valentino says she assisted a gunshot victim until paramedics arrived. (

Three men who were kicked out of a packed California strip club for refusing to wear face coverings returned with an AK-47 and wounded three people in a drive-by shooting.(

Here’s one way to pass time while in family quarantine…a 64-year-old woman and her 43-year-old son are facing criminal charges after they were allegedly caught having sex on the couch in their Massachusetts home. Cheryl Lavoie and her son Tony have been charged with incest in connection with a late-night encounter in May inside a residence in Fitchburg. During an arraignment, both Lavoies pleaded not guilty to the felony count. As first reported by the Sentinel & Enterprise, Tony Lavoie’s wife told police that she “walked in on her husband...having sex with his mother” on the living room couch. The woman said that both Lavoies were naked and that Cheryl was atop her son. During police questioning the Lavoies reportedly admitted to the “consensual” sexual encounter, with both claiming it was their first time together. “I don’t want to talk about it, I made a mistake and I am embarrassed enough as it is,” Tony Lavoie told police. (

A Brazilian artist has sparked a controversy with a giant vagina sculpture that’s on display at a public park. People are upset the sculpture is on display in public. (

In completely bizarre news, Danish network DR has launched a new children’s series about a man with a penis so enormous, he can barely control it. The new series, John Dillermand, follows a man who puts his record-setting penis to good use in rescue operations, money-making schemes, and cooking demonstrations in order to teach kids the importance of overcoming hardship and celebrating diverse bodies. Because, you know, apparently watching a TV show about a man with a giant schlong is the best way to get those lessons across. As “The Guardian” reports, the DR’s new series has provoked quite a bit of debate. However, the network has disputed this characterization of its animated series. In a statement provided to Danish outlet Ekstra Bladet, and translated into English, network executive insisted that John Dillerman is not “harmful in any way.” (

Italian Tennis Star Camila Giorgi is being criticized for posting sexy lingerie photos on Instagram that make her look like a porn star. (

An Alabama divorce lawyer was accused of masturbating in front of a female client and demanding oral sex. (

Adult Actress Lonna Wells says she was fired from her job at an Arkansas Taco Bell after a customer recognized her from the internet. (

A South Carolina couple were arrested after they filmed themselves having sex on a Ferris Wheel.(

A new report shows that “Satanic Sex Robots” are the most popular request to the Real Doll adult toy manufacturer. (

The NYPD arrested a pervert for repeatedly masturbating on the subway. (

The nation’s doctors are warning against using erection cream to plump your lips after a viral Tik Tok video sparked a trend. (

Authorities say that a Louisiana woman was arrested after mailing private nude images of a male acquaintance to more than two dozen people. 32-year-old Sarah Pharis allegedly drove to Texas to send the photos, along with “degrading letters” about her victim, the Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office said Friday. “A number of different people contacted him and said, ‘Hey, we received something through the mail and it has photographs of you,'” Chief Deputy Stitch Guillory stated. The victim, who wasn’t publicly identified, told the outlet that Pharis sent out hundreds of pictures of him in lewd acts, along with “strongly-worded letters defaming him.” Pharis was first taken into custody on December 28th, when investigators first learned of the letters, and released on $75,000 bond that same day. She was arrested again last Thursday after investigators found out that the other person’s private photos were also included in the letters. Pharis, who is out on $15,000 bond in the second arrest, faces 180 counts of non-consensual disclosure of a private image. (

An Australian man threw his used vibrator at the manager of an adult store after complaining it got too hot during use. 29-year-old Benjamin Thomas Pellicaan had gone to the store in Queensland to demand that the X-rated toy be checked after it got “extremely hot” after “only ten minutes of use.” But when the manager called him back and said the sex toy was working just fine, Pellicaan flew into a rage — calling her a “c**t” and threatening to “sort her out.” The sexually frustrated man showed up at the store and flung the device in her direction. It bounced off a cabinet, hitting her in the leg. She then pushed a police panic button, which sent Pellicaan into further rage, though he eventually left the store. When cops showed up at his home to arrest him, he verbally abused a female officer. He pleaded guilty to threatening violence, committing public nuisance, obstructing police, and two counts of using a carriage service to cause offense. Late last week, a judge sentenced him to four months behind bars.

French Police broke up another sex orgy for violating social distance concerns. If you’re wondering, this one featured 81 participants and took place twenty miles outside of Paris in the town of Collegien. (

The South Carolina couple busted in early January for allegedly having sex on Myrtle Beach’s landmark Ferris wheel has been arrested once again on similar public lewdness charges. Eric and Lori Harmon, both 36, are now accused of performing sex acts in a supermarket parking lot and on a bench near a playground. According to the police, on multiple occasions over the past few months, they allegedly filmed their public liaisons to share to pornographic websites. Eric Harmon faces two new counts of indecent exposure – and Lori Harmon faces another four. They were once again released on bond, this time for $2,500 each. They had already been released for $18,000 and $14,000, respectively, just a few weeks ago. The Harmons were also arrested on Januart 16th after police said they found video of the couple having sex in a glass compartment on the Myrtle Beach SkyWheel. And they face similar charges from another incident in a community pool. (

He took this attorney-client privilege a little too far… According to the state Supreme Court, a Florida lawyer has been disbarred for having sex with inmates in jail and recording the encounters for a pornographic film. Authorities said that 58-year-old Andrew Spark would solicit sex from incarcerated women and offer to put money in their commissary accounts if they let him use the footage for a porn video he called “Girls in Jail.” The high court found that Spark “abused” his attorney-client privilege to gain access to private jail rooms in two separate detention facilities “for his own prurient and/or financial interests,” the panel said in a recent disciplinary notice shared on The Florida Bar’s website.(

A lawyer has gone viral in Peru after he stripped off and had sex while still on-camera during a live-streamed court case. Héctor Cipriano Paredes Robles had been taking part in a virtual hearing involving a feared local gang, Los Z de Chanchamayo, when he shocked the judge and other viewers Thursday with his X-rated display. According to video that went viral on Twitter, Robles completely stripped off, then started kissing an equally naked woman who soon straddled him. The outraged judge, John Chachua Torres, immediately called a halt to proceedings — ripping Robles for having “disrespected the dignity” of the court, Todo Noticias said. “This lawyer has lacked the honor and dignity of the profession,” the judge said. The Junín Bar Association later also stressed that it “strongly rejects” the “obscene acts” as it called for a swift investigation into his future in law. Robles — who has yet to publicly address the sex scandal — was replaced in the case, and faces a probe by Peru’s Public Ministry as well as the bar association. (

A married teacher accused of having sex with a 15-year-old student three times reportedly told a UK court that at 5-feet tall, she was “too short” for it to have been possible. Mom of three Kandice Barber, 35, is accused of straddling the boy in her vehicle, having sex in a field, and performing a sex act on him in the woods in 2018. But her lawyer said she was so “tiny,” she only came up to the teen’s shoulder, making their alleged romps physically impossible. The student initially denied the affair, thinking he might have impregnated her — but later confessed after topless Snapchat photos she sent him began spreading around Princes Risborough secondary school in Buckinghamshire. Barber has always denied the alleged liaisons and claimed the intimate images were hacked from her phone. On Tuesday, the jury was told the woman had already been convicted of messaging the boy a video of her performing a sex act on her bed. But her lawyer, Nadia Chbat, told Amersham Law Courts the alleged romps never took place.(

Paris Police busted up a warehouse orgy with 100 men and women for violating Coronavirus rules. (

A group of hackers took control of a British man’s penis by cracking the code for his digital chastity belt and refusing to open it unless he gives them $1,000 in Bitcoin. (

A ticked-off Vermont motorist is suing cops, saying he was exercising his right to free speech when he flipped off a state trooper. Gregory Bombard claims police busted him and towed his car during a 2018 traffic stop only because the trooper claimed he gave him the middle finger and called him an a-hole. “Vermonters who want to protest the actions of police through words or gestures have a constitutionally protected right to do so,” Bombard’s lawyer said in a press release. He added, “This abuse of power by a Vermont state trooper is a clear example of just how overpoliced our communities are.” Bombard denied he gave the trooper the middle finger before he was pulled over — but did do so after the traffic stop. He also mouthed off at the trooper, “saying something to the effect of ‘a–hole’ and ‘f–k you,’” the complaint said. Riggen cited Bombard for disorderly conduct and obstructing traffic. Both charges were dismissed and then Bombard filed the civil lawsuit, claiming false arrest, illegal seizure, and violations of his right to free speech. (

A Florida Man arrested yesterday for indecent exposure told police that he was “protesting for civil rights by showing his penis to traffic.” Cops charge that 23-year-old Riley James Cushman was spotted alongside a roadway in Palm Harbor with “his pants down to his knees holding his penis while facing traffic in a vulgar manner.” Upon spotting a sheriff’s deputy around 3:30 p.m., Cushman pulled up his pants and began walking away. When subsequently confronted by the cop, Cushman reportedly explained that he was “protesting for civil rights by showing his penis to traffic, but was now finished and wanted to go home.” Cushman’s display resulted in his arrest for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor. He was booked into the county jail, where he is being held in lieu of $150 bond. Cushman has pleaded not guilty to the indecency charge.(

Legalized prostitution continues to struggle in Nevada as COVID-19 has shuddered the state’s brothels. (

A California mom says she’s being bullied by other parents at her kid’s school for selling sexy pictures on OnlyFans. (

Gwyneth Paltrow recently joked about passing time during the COVID-19 pandemic by 'creating her own vibrator' after announcing the release of Goop's first sex toy on Valentine's Day. Her company will be selling a $95-dollar, and I quote, “Double-Sided Wand Vibrator.” (

A Mass Transit Authority (MTA) worker in New York has resigned after the MTA’s watchdog caught him having sex with a woman at a railyard.(