Show Notes for Tuesday, August 31, 2021

John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS with Charlie!!!BUY THE T-SHIRTS HERE OR HERE

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August 31

National South Carolina Day

National Matchmaker Day

National Diatomaceous Earth Day

National Trail Mix Day

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A recent survey of 2,000 Americans shows that 56% of people admit to reading at least one “serious” book during the summer in order to seem more intelligent.

36% of respondents said they use the summer months to brush up on their knowledge of history. (

A new study says experts are too quick to rely on artificial intelligence. (

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A California man was found passed-out in a 7-11 parking lot inside a car filled with drugs, a loaded gun, false drivers’ licenses, fraudulent credit cards, and 300 ballots for the California Governor Recall Election. (


Kim Kardashian is reportedly undergoing a micro-needling treatment for a dark spot on her face. (

In a new episode of the HBO show 'Hard Knocks," Cowboys Quarterback Dak Prescot reveals that he's afraid of sports mascots. (

Zoƫ Kravitz has finalized her divorce from actor Karl Glusman. (

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A Maine musical theater was forced to cancel its fall schedule after refunding $36,000 worth of tickets in the days since announcing a COVID-19 vaccination policy. The Brunswick-based Maine State Music Theatre was buried in refund requests after saying that theater-goers would have to prove they’ve either been vaccinated or tested negative for the coronavirus. (

Oscar Mayer has teamed up with the Lyft Rideshare App to surprise random users with Weiner Mobile rides. (

A new viral trend is sweeping America's youth called the “Milk Crate Challenge,” in which idiots stack milk crates into the shape of a pyramid and attempt to climb them before falling on their faces. (

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Nearly all species to have ever existed on Earth are extinct. We walk an Earth that has seen the extinction of 99.9 percent of all of the species who've ever lived on it, according to PBS. Congratulations—that means you are technically in the .1 percent… at least for now! PRESENTS... A NEWS HEADLINE... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!

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A group of Japanese Scientists say Tyrannosaurus Rex’s may have been picky eaters. (

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The police department in Waverley, England, is investigating a rash of baked bean-related crimes. That's right: baked bean-related crimes. "Local officers have received reports of incidents in Wonersh where beans and other food has been poured onto residents' front doors and cars overnight," Surrey Police wrote. "The victims are understandably distressed by this unacceptable behavior." The Facebook post also included an image of four empty cans of beans — presumably discarded by the perpetrator — and a photo of some unfortunate local's bean-drenched driver's side door. The Waverley Police say that officers will continue to patrol the area and will "[keep] an eye out for anything suspicious." They are also encouraging residents to report if their homes or vehicles have recently been "beaned," or if they can provide any tips that would help them identify the bean-dumper. The Facebook commenters haven't shared any intel, but they have made a lot of dad jokes about the carb-heavy vandalism. "I hope someone spills the beans on who it might be," one helpful resident wrote. "Wonder how long it will take the police to ketchup with them," another added. And a third person warned that anyone who'd considered moving to Surrey should know that "the crime rate has bean going up." (

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The Tesla owner who was watching a movie when his car, traveling in autopilot mode, struck a North Carolina police cruiser has walked away from the crash legally unscathed. Prosecutors recently dismissed a pair of charges filed against Devainder Goli following the August 2020 crash near Raleigh. Goli, a 67-year-old doctor, was cited for watching TV while driving and failing to move over. Both counts were dropped by prosecutors. Although there is no explanation for the dismissal, records indicate that Goli’s insurer paid more than $28,000 in property damage claims. According to police, Goli was driving home around midnight when his 2015 Tesla Model S sedan struck a Nash County Sheriff's Office squad car, which then caromed into a North Carolina State Highway Patrol vehicle. Both autos were stopped on the highway due to an earlier accident. Two cops--who were both outside their vehicles--were knocked to the ground in the crash, but not seriously injured. A police investigation determined that Goli was watching a movie on his phone while the Tesla traveled in autopilot mode, guided by a series of cameras and ultrasonic sensors. (

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