Show Notes for Thursday, December 2, 2021


Dear John,

A few weeks ago... I accidentally drove off with the tube thing from my bank. When it came back out, I must have tossed it in the back seat. I have no idea why. I just found it back there and realized it was from a few weeks ago because it still had the deposit slip in it. I feel like an idiot. My husband said I need to go in and tell them what happened. I'm sure they wondered where it went. I want to just leave it there when there's nobody at the bank. My husband said I'd probably be on security cameras doing that anyway, so just fess up and let them know it was an accident. I wonder if anyone else has done this. I'm getting more and more forgetful. That concerns me a little. What do you think I should do with this tube thing? They're probably expensive so I should figure out how to do it, then bring it back to the bank. Any of your listeners work at a bank? Has this happened before? I'd love some advice.

Signed – Bank Drive Off

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In Germany a security guard stole money that he was supposed to deliver to a bank. He took the cash and fled to Croatia where he was living the good life on the beach. Police had no idea where he was until he got lonesome and decided to make a call to his mother. Police were able to trace the call and mama’s boy was arrested.

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A bizarre instance of a toaster oven loaded with bullets is cited as the cause of gunshots heard at a South Carolina assisted living community. No one was struck by gunfire; however, the ammunition ignited a fire, resulting in one person being hospitalized for smoke inhalation. It happened shortly before 9:00 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 28th, at Morningside of Greenwood, an assisted living facility. In addition to a fire alarm, officers were told residents heard “possible gunshots.” “Officers found a small fire inside one resident’s room; the resident was found unconscious and taken to the hospital,” police said. “At this time, it appears the fire was started because the resident placed several rounds of ammunition into a toaster oven causing the ammunition to discharge and making employees believe that a shooter was on the property.” “The fire was contained to the resident’s room and “was quickly extinguished,” officials said. “No other injuries were reported and all residents were safely accounted for by the staff.” Investigators did not identify the resident and did not say why the ammunition was placed in the toaster oven. (

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