Show
Notes for Tuesday January 1, 2019
John
& Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus
it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS
with Charlie!!!BUY THE T-SHIRTS HERE https://goo.gl/S476Js
OR HERE https://goo.gl/GQvVxo
January
1
New
Years Day
National
Hangover Day
National
Bloody Mary Day
IS IT A GOLF COURSE... OR IS IT A REHAB CENTER!
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to you by TimeForRehab.com
I'm
going to give you the name of a REAL place...I want you to tell me if
it houses a GOLF COURSE or a REHAB CENTER!
The
Phoenician in Scottsdale, Arizona….. GOLF COURSE
BRAIN ON DRUGS:
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to you by TimeForRehab.com!
Each day we talk about people doing dumb things under the influence,
but addiction is no laughing matter… if you or someone you know
needs help, there is help. You can learn more at TimeForRehab.com.
Police
say that a 57-year-old Utah man who was so drunk he had to be helped
back to bed after falling into a Christmas tree, paid back his
roommate's kindness by opening fire on the man and his son. Randal
Weed Dickinson was charged with several crimes for knowingly trying
to cause the death of his roommate and the roommate's relative in a
Dec. 9th incident in Francis. Dickinson’s roommate told police
Dickinson had been drinking all day and was “so drunk he fell into
a Christmas tree.” The roommate and his son reportedly escorted
Dickinson to his room so he could sleep the intoxication off. When
the roommate and his son went outside to smoke a cigarette, they said
they heard what sounded like a gun going off. That's when the pair
said they saw Dickinson firing at them, getting off sixteen shots
before the roommate and his son could pin Dickinson until police
arrived. Dickinson was charged with two counts of attempted murder,
one count of possession of a firearm by a restricted person, sixteen
counts of felony discharge of a firearm, one count of carrying a
dangerous weapon while under the influence, and one count of
intoxication. (https://fxn.ws/2GnG5JZ)
BIG
SCREEN-LITTLE SCREEN:
Disney announced in September that they’re scaling back production of Star Wars movies after the Han Solo film tanked at the box office.
(https://bit.ly/2EXOwu0)
“The Bachelor” made headlines for casting Colton Underwood in the lead role for next season, despite the fact that he’s a virgin. (https://pge.sx/2Tj1gyi)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is vowing to sue big oil because of their reckless behavior on the environment. (https://politi.co/2p64mYQ)
SCOOP
OF THE DAY:
A
study by MusicMagpie found that 6 in 10 American children under the
age of six own a smartphone. (https://bit.ly/2rRzQnx)
A survey by the Bigfoot Field Researchers Association found that New Jersey has been experiencing a surge in big foot sightings in the past year.(https://nyp.st/2LxQqlh)
A British woman who claims to have slept with twenty ghosts is now saying she’s engaged to one. (https://nyp.st/2zjXNqK)
A study by Virginia Tech found that mosquitos can remember your scent and often pick on people who taste sweeter to them. (https://bit.ly/2K3MTtx)
An Ameritrade survey found that 53% of millennials expect to be millionaires someday. (https://dailym.ai/2LFxUaP)
Papa Johns is now selling its garlic sauce in one gallon jugs.
(https://grb.st/2QVn0DE)
Two female contestants quit the Vietnamese version of “The Bachelor” so they could date each other. (https://bit.ly/2O2odTs)
FUN
FACT FOR YOU:
Share this with your friends... they'll think you're really smart!
Share this with your friends... they'll think you're really smart!
Dolly
Parton lost a look-alike contest. Dolly Parton once entered a
celebrity look-alike contest, without revealing her true identity, at
a club in San Francisco. She lost to a drag queen.
THE
WORD OF THE DAY!
SPURIOUS...
(SPUR-ee-us)... adjective...
1) Of illegitimate or irregular origin.
2) Not genuine, false.
Despite the dealer's protestations, the SPURIOUS painting was clearly a forgery.
1) Of illegitimate or irregular origin.
2) Not genuine, false.
Despite the dealer's protestations, the SPURIOUS painting was clearly a forgery.
WEIRD
NEWS:
Brought
to you by WeirdGiftOfTheDay.com
An Ohio supermarket worker could face criminal charges after her employer told cops that she consumed more than $9,000 worth of deli meat during the past five years she has worked for the business. According to the Tuscarawas County Sheriff’s Office, a loss prevention manager for the Giant Eagle chain reported Friday that the 36-year-old suspect had been helping herself to slices of ham and salami from the deli counter at the store in Bolivar. The Giant Eagle representative told cops that a tipster had reported that the employee ate three to five slices of deli meat daily (and had been doing so since she began working at the supermarket). The worker allegedly “has been consuming product from the deli in Giant Eagle over the past 5 years.” The sheriff's report does not indicate how Giant Eagle calculated that the worker had stolen $9200 worth of ham and salami. When questioned Friday, the employee, Catherine Brenick, reportedly confessed to the deli meat pilferage, “but did not wish to give a statement.” (https://goo.gl/wXUDYN)
An Ohio supermarket worker could face criminal charges after her employer told cops that she consumed more than $9,000 worth of deli meat during the past five years she has worked for the business. According to the Tuscarawas County Sheriff’s Office, a loss prevention manager for the Giant Eagle chain reported Friday that the 36-year-old suspect had been helping herself to slices of ham and salami from the deli counter at the store in Bolivar. The Giant Eagle representative told cops that a tipster had reported that the employee ate three to five slices of deli meat daily (and had been doing so since she began working at the supermarket). The worker allegedly “has been consuming product from the deli in Giant Eagle over the past 5 years.” The sheriff's report does not indicate how Giant Eagle calculated that the worker had stolen $9200 worth of ham and salami. When questioned Friday, the employee, Catherine Brenick, reportedly confessed to the deli meat pilferage, “but did not wish to give a statement.” (https://goo.gl/wXUDYN)
A
man became royally irritated while trying to buy lunch at an Ohio
Burger King and made one whopper of a 9-1-1 call. The caller
reportedly told police dispatchers, “No I’m not moving anywhere
until you give me back my coupons, anyway the managers taken, I’m
calling the police.” The 73-year-old customer was trying to pay for
his order with buy one, get one free Whopper coupons at the Burger
King. Officers responded quickly and soon learned what the man's beef
was all about. The caller told 911, “Anyway the guy took my coupons
and he won’t give them back to me and he won’t give me the free
whopper that they call for either.” But, according to the police
report, the customer "received the coupons in Texas and was
advised that they are no good in Ohio. He was also advised he is not
allowed to return to this Burger King.” (https://goo.gl/KcgioP)
FAKE
NEWS OR FLORIDA:
Is
this story "Fake News" or something that actually happened
in Florida.
We MAY get rid of this feature for 2019... and replace it with a DAD JOKE
of the day!
Couple’s Amusing ‘Infertility Announcements’ Help to Find the Humor in Their Past Heartbreak
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/infertility-announcements-find-humor-in-heartbreak/
