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Disney announced in September that they’re scaling back production of Star Wars movies after the Han Solo film tanked at the box office.
“The Bachelor” made headlines for casting Colton Underwood in the lead role for next season, despite the fact that he’s a virgin. (https://pge.sx/2Tj1gyi)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is vowing to sue big oil because of their reckless behavior on the environment. (https://politi.co/2p64mYQ)
A survey by the Bigfoot Field Researchers Association found that New Jersey has been experiencing a surge in big foot sightings in the past year.(https://nyp.st/2LxQqlh)
A French Woman was convicted of killing four men that she met online.
A British woman who claims to have slept with twenty ghosts is now saying she’s engaged to one. (https://nyp.st/2zjXNqK)
A study by Virginia Tech found that mosquitos can remember your scent and often pick on people who taste sweeter to them. (https://bit.ly/2K3MTtx)
An Ameritrade survey found that 53% of millennials expect to be millionaires someday. (https://dailym.ai/2LFxUaP)
Papa Johns is now selling its garlic sauce in one gallon jugs.
Two female contestants quit the Vietnamese version of “The Bachelor” so they could date each other. (https://bit.ly/2O2odTs)
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1) Of illegitimate or irregular origin.
2) Not genuine, false.
Despite the dealer's protestations, the SPURIOUS painting was clearly a forgery.
An Ohio supermarket worker could face criminal charges after her employer told cops that she consumed more than $9,000 worth of deli meat during the past five years she has worked for the business. According to the Tuscarawas County Sheriff’s Office, a loss prevention manager for the Giant Eagle chain reported Friday that the 36-year-old suspect had been helping herself to slices of ham and salami from the deli counter at the store in Bolivar. The Giant Eagle representative told cops that a tipster had reported that the employee ate three to five slices of deli meat daily (and had been doing so since she began working at the supermarket). The worker allegedly “has been consuming product from the deli in Giant Eagle over the past 5 years.” The sheriff's report does not indicate how Giant Eagle calculated that the worker had stolen $9200 worth of ham and salami. When questioned Friday, the employee, Catherine Brenick, reportedly confessed to the deli meat pilferage, “but did not wish to give a statement.” (https://goo.gl/wXUDYN)
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