Show Notes for Tuesday January 1, 2019

Show Notes for Tuesday January 1, 2019

John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS with Charlie!!!BUY THE T-SHIRTS HERE OR HERE

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January 1
New Years Day
National Hangover Day
National Bloody Mary Day

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Police say that a 57-year-old Utah man who was so drunk he had to be helped back to bed after falling into a Christmas tree, paid back his roommate's kindness by opening fire on the man and his son. Randal Weed Dickinson was charged with several crimes for knowingly trying to cause the death of his roommate and the roommate's relative in a Dec. 9th incident in Francis. Dickinson’s roommate told police Dickinson had been drinking all day and was “so drunk he fell into a Christmas tree.” The roommate and his son reportedly escorted Dickinson to his room so he could sleep the intoxication off. When the roommate and his son went outside to smoke a cigarette, they said they heard what sounded like a gun going off. That's when the pair said they saw Dickinson firing at them, getting off sixteen shots before the roommate and his son could pin Dickinson until police arrived. Dickinson was charged with two counts of attempted murder, one count of possession of a firearm by a restricted person, sixteen counts of felony discharge of a firearm, one count of carrying a dangerous weapon while under the influence, and one count of intoxication. (


Disney announced in September that they’re scaling back production of Star Wars movies after the Han Solo film tanked at the box office.

“The Bachelor” made headlines for casting Colton Underwood in the lead role for next season, despite the fact that he’s a virgin. (

Arnold Schwarzenegger is vowing to sue big oil because of their reckless behavior on the environment. (

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A study by MusicMagpie found that 6 in 10 American children under the age of six own a smartphone. (

A survey by the Bigfoot Field Researchers Association found that New Jersey has been experiencing a surge in big foot sightings in the past year.(

A French Woman was convicted of killing four men that she met online.

A British woman who claims to have slept with twenty ghosts is now saying she’s engaged to one. (

A study by Virginia Tech found that mosquitos can remember your scent and often pick on people who taste sweeter to them. (

An Ameritrade survey found that 53% of millennials expect to be millionaires someday. (

Papa Johns is now selling its garlic sauce in one gallon jugs.

Two female contestants quit the Vietnamese version of “The Bachelor” so they could date each other. (

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Dolly Parton lost a look-alike contest. Dolly Parton once entered a celebrity look-alike contest, without revealing her true identity, at a club in San Francisco. She lost to a drag queen.

SPURIOUS... (SPUR-ee-us)... adjective...
1) Of illegitimate or irregular origin.
2) Not genuine, false.
Despite the dealer's protestations, the SPURIOUS painting was clearly a forgery.

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An Ohio supermarket worker could face criminal charges after her employer told cops that she consumed more than $9,000 worth of deli meat during the past five years she has worked for the business. According to the Tuscarawas County Sheriff’s Office, a loss prevention manager for the Giant Eagle chain reported Friday that the 36-year-old suspect had been helping herself to slices of ham and salami from the deli counter at the store in Bolivar. The Giant Eagle representative told cops that a tipster had reported that the employee ate three to five slices of deli meat daily (and had been doing so since she began working at the supermarket). The worker allegedly “has been consuming product from the deli in Giant Eagle over the past 5 years.” The sheriff's report does not indicate how Giant Eagle calculated that the worker had stolen $9200 worth of ham and salami. When questioned Friday, the employee, Catherine Brenick, reportedly confessed to the deli meat pilferage, “but did not wish to give a statement.” (

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A man became royally irritated while trying to buy lunch at an Ohio Burger King and made one whopper of a 9-1-1 call. The caller reportedly told police dispatchers, “No I’m not moving anywhere until you give me back my coupons, anyway the managers taken, I’m calling the police.” The 73-year-old customer was trying to pay for his order with buy one, get one free Whopper coupons at the Burger King. Officers responded quickly and soon learned what the man's beef was all about. The caller told 911, “Anyway the guy took my coupons and he won’t give them back to me and he won’t give me the free whopper that they call for either.” But, according to the police report, the customer "received the coupons in Texas and was advised that they are no good in Ohio. He was also advised he is not allowed to return to this Burger King.” (
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