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Notes for Thursday May 23, 2019
THIS
WEEK'S DEAR JOHN LETTER!
(COMMENTS ARE WELCOME)
(COMMENTS ARE WELCOME)
Dear
John,
My
husband and I have gotten in a few arguments lately because he never
wants to go anywhere. I feel like we don't have any close friends,
but I think it's because he never wants to do anything. We have won
tickets for concerts and didn't even go because he would rather stay
home. I don't have any work friends that I go out with and I'm not
from here, so my friends that I stay in touch with on facebook are
hundreds of miles away. What can I do to encourage my husband to get
off the sofa and go out somewhere? I want to enjoy life and not be
anchored to the sofa to watch TV. What can I do?
Signed
– NeedADateNight
(Looks
like you'e not alone)
A
survey by One Poll found that the average American hasn’t made a
new friend in the past five years. (https://nyp.st/2JxRRBh)
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23rd
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Lucky Penny Day
National
Taffy Day
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What do you think is the best job for lazy people? According to Reddit users, being a security guard is one of the best jobs for lazy people. (The Ladders)
What do you think is the best job for lazy people? According to Reddit users, being a security guard is one of the best jobs for lazy people. (The Ladders)
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According
to Georgia Police, a box of Legos that was supposed to contain 244
pieces of bricks, gears, and axles instead held three pounds of
methamphetamine. Investigators say a trio of Georgia women recently
purchased the Lego kit at a consignment shop in Charleston, South
Carolina and brought it home to Statesboro, where they gave the
set--which retails for $15.99 at Walmart--to a child. Upon opening
the box, it was quickly determined that the package contained no
colorful plastic pieces. Instead, as seen in the above evidence
photo, the box was stuffed with meth police valued at $40,000. The
Lego box was turned over to the Bulloch County Sheriff’s Office,
which launched a probe in conjunction with the Drug Enforcement
Administration. Investigators concluded that the Lego set had
originally been mailed by a drug trafficker, but that the package was
never delivered due to a faulty or nonexistent address.
(https://bit.ly/2VplUSJ)
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Selena Gomez blasted Social Media at the Cannes Film Festival, saying it’s been no good for her generation. (https://nyp.st/2Hm9ann)
“Vanderpump Rules” star Lala Kent said she got sober after she went to Disney World with her fiancé’s children for four days and was drunk the entire time.
(https://pge.sx/2W1K45z)
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A video has gone viral of a Polish woman driving her car into a liquor store and running inside to steal booze. (https://nyp.st/2YDkAZX)
A Malaysian woman jumped to her death after taking a poll on Instagram over whether or not she should kill herself. Sad story. (https://tmsnrt.rs/2W3fB73)
The U.S. Navy has released the full findings from a probe into a 2017 incident in which a pilot drew a penis in the sky.(https://bit.ly/2Hi06Ql)
Oreos announced plans to release five new flavors this summer. The flavors include Mint Chocolate Chip, Maple Creme, Latte Creme, S’Mores, and there’s even one themed after the moon landing. The company says they’re doing it to create buzz. (https://bit.ly/2Vl2klR)
A Maine Woman is suing her ex-boyfriend for the right to visit what used to be the couple’s dog. (https://bit.ly/2LI6Vix)
A Southwest Airlines passenger was kicked off a plane after he jokingly asked the Flight Attendant if the water she was passing out was vodka. (https://bit.ly/2Q5jFhC)
Workers have gone on strike at “The Rainforest Cafe” in Canada after claiming the restaurant chain turned a blind eye towards sexual harassment.
(https://bit.ly/2HmjaNz)
A South African College Student ate free KFC for a year by showing up to a restaurant in a limo and pretending to be an Executive at the company.
A KFC spokesperson is denying this actually happened. (https://bit.ly/2JkiGK1)
Guns
N’ Roses have filed a copyright infringement lawsuit against the
makers of “Guns N’ Rose” Ale. (https://cnn.it/2vPp3fx)
Microsoft is warning of a massive computer bug that could harm people who use older editions of its Windows Operating System. (https://on.wsj.com/2YwEupf)
FUN FACT FOR YOU:
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The Author of The Da Vinci Code Was a Failed Pop Star. Before he wrote blockbuster thrillers about religious history, Dan Brown worked as a songwriter and pop singer in Los Angeles. One of his albums was Angels & Demons, using some of the same design elements in the liner notes that he would use in his novel of the same title six years later.
NOW
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Sophophobia... Fear of learning.
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Some people will do anything to avoid traffic. The Minnesota State Patrol posted a photo on social media Friday of a skeleton dressed in a purple Aéropostale hoodie sitting in the passenger seat of a vehicle. The driver wanted to use a MnPASS lane, reserved for buses, motorcycles and carpoolers. Commuters can often shave five to ten minutes off their drive by using the MnPASS lane, and scofflaws who use the lane illegally face a $300 fine. This driver wanted to appear that he was carpooling, so he dressed up a skeleton, hoping law enforcement would see the human form and believe he had a passenger with him. No doubt he got the idea online, where others have dressed up dummies, mannequins, and dolls to do the same thing. The State patrol said in a Facebook post, “The trooper pulled over the driver, who had the skeleton buckled in improperly. He was cited for illegally using the MnPASS lane.”
(https://bit.ly/2HpUD93)
Some people will do anything to avoid traffic. The Minnesota State Patrol posted a photo on social media Friday of a skeleton dressed in a purple Aéropostale hoodie sitting in the passenger seat of a vehicle. The driver wanted to use a MnPASS lane, reserved for buses, motorcycles and carpoolers. Commuters can often shave five to ten minutes off their drive by using the MnPASS lane, and scofflaws who use the lane illegally face a $300 fine. This driver wanted to appear that he was carpooling, so he dressed up a skeleton, hoping law enforcement would see the human form and believe he had a passenger with him. No doubt he got the idea online, where others have dressed up dummies, mannequins, and dolls to do the same thing. The State patrol said in a Facebook post, “The trooper pulled over the driver, who had the skeleton buckled in improperly. He was cited for illegally using the MnPASS lane.”
(https://bit.ly/2HpUD93)
According
to an arrest affidavit, a Florida Man is facing a criminal charge
after he allegedly woke his longtime girlfriend up by “slapping her
with a cheeseburger” and then pulled her hair and kicked her.
Police say that 30-year-old Kyle Jamison Jones wielded the
cheeseburger during a May 4th confrontation in the Jensen Beach home
he shares with his girlfriend of seven years. While unable to
identify any physical injuries on the victim, a cop noted that, “I
was able to locate several remnants of said cheeseburger on her
person.” During a police interview, Jones acknowledged that “a
verbal argument and physical altercation” took place, but he
“decided to remain silent” when asked further about the
confrontation. Charged with battery, Jones was booked into the Martin
County jail on the misdemeanor charge.
(https://bit.ly/2HoH4Xt)
THESE THREE THINGS!
What do these 3 things have in common:
THESE THREE THINGS!
What do these 3 things have in common:
EM—BEA—JEMIMA
(They
are all Aunts)
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