Show Notes for Thursday, June 18, 2020


Dear John,

I heard you ask for funny letters a few weeks ago. Not sure how funny this is, but I'm sure some people will be amused. I have a neighbor who has three cats. They are all outdoor cats. So we also kind of have three cats. Sadly, I'm allergic to cats, so I try to keep them out of my yard. Last week I carried in groceries and left my kitchen door open. Somehow one of their cats came in while I was not looking. That night I was all stuffy and puffy. I had no idea the cat was in my house, but while I was watching a movie with my husband, the cat jumped on my lap. I screamed like crazy! My husband caught the cat and put it outside. He found it pretty amusing, but I'm not happy at all. When we had dogs, we needed to keep them inside or on a leash. Why is it OK for cats to roam ll over the neighborhood? How do I keep these cats out of my yard and out of my house? Nothing violent please.

Signed – I Don't Like Cats

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