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As the Coronavirus eases its grip on Europe, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has given the British people permission to have casual sex. https://www.dailymail.co.uk
A Florida mother was arrested after allegedly instructing her son to punch a child in the “balls and gut” in a fight that authorities say she took part in. 35-year-old Jamie Gensler is accused of instigating the fight last Friday night outside a home in Orange City. The victim was walking alone when the mother approached and began berating him for recently pushing over a basketball hoop. She then called on her son to come outside and fight the child. Gensler allegedly gave her son directions on where to aim his punches before joining the fray herself. She is accused of punching and slapping the child as he tried to get off the ground. The victim suffered a large cut above his right eye. Gensler later told police the victim and other children had been trying to get her son to fight them earlier in the day. Police charged the mother with child abuse and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. (https://bit.ly/3eCFsev)
This “vulgar” Maryland billboard is causing a real stink — for calling President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris “s–theads.” The sign on Route 4 in Huntingtown shows the cartoon faces of the smiling commander-in-chief and his number two stuck on top of large emoji-style drawings of poop. “DON’T BLAME TRUMP! YOU ARE STUCK WITH THESE TWO S–T HEADS!!!” it reads. Sending the message home with two more poop images, the billboard is signed “from all of your deplorables in Calvert County,” referring to Hillary Clinton’s now-infamous putdown of Donald Trump supporters. The crass sign, on private property and of legal size, does not appear to break any local laws — but has sparked mass outrage, especially among local Democrats. “It’s just vulgar,” Jeanette Flaim, chair of the Calvert County Democratic Central Committee, told Fox 5 DC. Still, despite the outrage, the sign has stayed put.(https://bit.ly/3fcP52G)
A Michigan man reportedly made an ass of himself when he signed in for a virtual arraignment on Zoom using the screen name “Buttf–ker 3000.” St. Joseph District Judge Jeffrey Middleton, a rising YouTube star, posted courtroom video Tuesday of the man’s anal gaffe. “Then we’ll bring this fool in,” Middleton said, as the offensive name popped up before the man’s face appeared. “Good morning, sir, what’s your name?” the judge asked. When “Buttf–ker 3000” realized Middleton was addressing him, he identified himself as Nathaniel Saxton. “Your name is not Buttf–ker 300, you yo-ho, logging into my court with that as your screen name,” the judge snapped. “What kind of idiot logs into court like that?” the appalled jurist added. The dimwitted defendant said he did not believe he typed anything like that and apologized before the judge briefly kicked him out of the Zoom feed. (https://bit.ly/3y8Ni7y)
The wife of the billionaire owner of Pornhub’s parent company wants her husband to cut ties with the smut platform that has been mired in controversy.(https://bit.ly/3bRQ6wh)
A new study says people who work from home are often having sex on company time.(https://bit.ly/2SynZv8)
Former Porn Star Mia Khalifa slammed Israel on Instagram while drinking a bottle of Nazi Era Wine. (https://bit.ly/2R9d0In)
A Southwest Airlines Pilot who was accused of watching porn and exposing himself to a female flight attendant during a flight has been sentenced to one year of probation. (https://bit.ly/2SIXdjM)
Parents at an elite New York School were outraged that the school is teaching 1st graders about masturbation. (https://bit.ly/3vCBxEt)
A pervert wearing a fancy dress rabbit mask flashed his genitals in the street when a fire crew stopped to assist a woman he was harassing in Leicester's Welford Road. 51-year-old David Rosen was also caught stripping naked to perform yoga near the city's clock tower on a busy Sunday afternoon, in full view of onlookers including parents with children. And he pulled down his trousers and underwear in front of two women prison officers, in separate incidents, while in custody. When he was finally taken to court for his lewd exhibitionism, he fired a torrent of foul-mouthed abuse at the city's senior resident judge, Timothy Spencer QC, before his trial had even started. The defendant also reclined in a chair in the dock, with bare feet dangling over the back of another seat, and bizarrely performed a prolonged handstand, revealing his bare belly. A jury of eight women and four men, who took just 25 minutes to deliver guilty verdicts unanimously on four counts of indecent exposure after being told a psychiatric assessment found Rosen was mentally fit to stand trial. (https://bit.ly/3i25dah)
A Lehigh Acres man is accused of exposing his genitals from a boat at Hurricane Pass near Keewaydin Island. 22-year-old Janser Reyes is facing charges after a 51-year-old woman told officers with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) she spotted Reyes urinating off a boat and waving his penis and testicles at women. The witness told officers the man looked at her and her husband shook his genitals at them and said “well, if you’ve got to look then?” The 22-year-old then walked to the front of the rental boat and kissed his girlfriend. FWC officers caught up with Reyes who was at the helm of the vessel and performed field sobriety tests. The 22-year-old failed multiple field sobriety tests and refused to take a breathalyzer, according to the arrest report. Reyes is facing charges of BUI and exposure of sexual organs. He was taken to the Naples Jail Center. (https://bit.ly/3plGn73)
The former stripper who bore Hunter Biden’s out-of-wedlock child was on his consulting firm’s payroll during her pregnancy, text messages retrieved from his laptop reveal. Hunter has previously claimed that he has no memory of meeting this woman. (https://bit.ly/3uOLrBE)
A sex doll manufacturer in the UK says the dolls have become so realistic they’ll be granted human rights. (https://bit.ly/2RrrBim)
Bali authorities are livid at the news that porn stars have been churning out raunchy fare at a local villa and are determined to find them and put a stop to it. (https://bit.ly/3w4JZNa)
Disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner says he's considering selling his infamous “crotch shot” as an NFT. The image would also include some personal emails and a copy of the search warrant that the FBI used to seize his laptop. (https://bit.ly/3gbRRpa)
Boobs for ballots — it’s a thing. OnlyFans model Rocio Pino, does solemnly swear to foot a round of free boob jobs if she’s elected to her dream job in Mexican parliament. “My election promise is to guarantee free breast augmentation for all women,” Pino, 33, told the DailyStar. As a candidate of the Progressive Social Networks party, she’s giving it her breast shot in a run for office in Mexico’s Chamber of Deputies. And once appointed, Pino says she’ll give female cancer survivors first dibs on the gratis surgeries. “Women who have undergone mastectomy [will be] given priority,” vowed the pregnant sex worker-turned-Mexican parliament hopeful. Pino — better known as “la Grosera” or “the rude lady” on social media — has built her run for Congress on the chest-pumping campaign: “t*ts for every woman.” As a verified OnlyFans content creator, Pino charges her nearly 60,000 subscribers $144 a year for privileged peeks at her mountainous maracas and her bouncy bongo.(https://bit.ly/3x3oo7O)
Responding to a 9:10 a.m. tip about a couple trysting in a Florida park, a patrolman discovered a man performing a sex act on his girlfriend within the “children’s crawling tunnel” at Pocahontas Park in Vero Beach. When the cop arrived at the park Friday morning, he reported observing 52-year-old Sharon Finlay “laying on her back face up, with her jean shorts pulled around her ankles with her legs spread apart and vagina exposed.” Finlay’s companion, 44-year-old Germain Jackson was atop Finlay “with his face within [her] crotch area.” Asked what they were doing, Finlay told the cop the couple was “making out.” Jackson was more direct. “I was eating some p*ssy,” he said. Adjacent to the playground's crawling tunnel was a bottle of Gulf Crest vodka and two cans of Four Loko. Finlay reportedly explained that, “We were both drinking the Four Loko and the vodka, you only live once.” Finlay and Jackson were each arrested for possession of an open container and booked into the Indian River County jail, where they remain behind bars in lieu of $500 bond. The pair escaped additional charges related to their crawling tunnel antics since “there were no further complainants who reported seeing the above-mentioned incident.” Finlay and Jackson are scheduled to be arraigned July 6th on the misdemeanor charge. (https://bit.ly/3isxUx8)
An underground sex club in Washington, D.C. has reportedly hosted Politicians who’ve had S&M parties during the lockdown. (https://bit.ly/3veoQPm)
An ONLY FANS model was interrupted during a live sex role-playing video after her neighbor walked in and told her she was being too loud. (https://bit.ly/3gGU7VS)
A Candidate for the Manhattan City Council was caught getting punished by a Dominatrix in a leaked video. (https://bit.ly/3qgaBc2)
An Austrian soldier who posted online pictures of a swastika tattoo on one of his testicles was sentenced to nineteen months in prison. The sentence handed out earlier this month by an Austrian court to the 29-year-old soldier was due also to an earlier conviction for displaying Nazi symbols, which is forbidden in Austria. The soldier was not named in the Austrian media. He had received a suspended prison sentence for posting online pictures of Nazi World War II memorabilia. That sentence was activated, however, when the soldier showed others with whom he had served pictures of his swastika tattoo. The soldier said he had been very drunk when he got the tattoo earlier this year, the Kleine Zeitung newspaper reported earlier this month. (https://bit.ly/3gNfN2s)
This is a case of baby got backlash. A UK mom was apoplectic after receiving a note from neighbors demanding that she draw the shades so their kids don’t have to see her “ass out on the show.” “It’s the most bizarre thing that’s ever happened to me, I can’t get my head round it,” Essex native Alex Taylor told Kennedy News of the angry letter, which she found under her car at 8:30 a.m. Monday. Neighbors had reportedly spotted the 26-year-old mother of two on Sunday night wearing a T-shirt and French lingerie as she locked the door and turned out the lights in preparation for bed. Suffice it to say, the prudish parents were not pleased with the inadvertent striptease: “It would be much appreciated if you could [at] least shut your blinds when walking naked! Around your house,” the letter read. “My kids do not and would not want to see your ass out on the show. “Much appreciated, your neighbours.” The puritanical complaint didn’t sit well with the car dealership manager, who was “shocked” and “angry” about it. Taylor found the butt-shaming especially ludicrous as she wasn’t even “walking around naked.” Taylor has since shared the school-marmesque doc on Facebook, where she’s received an outpouring of support for her exhibitionist evening routine. (https://bit.ly/36gT22c)
A DoorDash driver’s next run may be from the law after social-media video showed him digging his bare hands into a Chipotle order meant for a Brooklyn cop — to leave a handwritten note implying he contaminated the meal in a much worse way. "Hope that d-k taste good bitch!" read the small note, misspelling a common vulgarism for the male genitalia. The short video clip, posted to Facebook on Monday, shows the driver reaching into the open container of what appears to be a burrito bowl to bury the note under shredded cheese and lettuce. The video also shows a screenshot from the DoorDash app with instructions to deliver the order to the 61st Precinct’s station house on Coney Island Avenue in Sheepshead Bay. Police sources said it wasn’t immediately clear whether the cop for whom the order was intended sampled the food before realizing it had been tampered with. Cops are investigating the contamination, and a DoorDash spokeswoman said the driver — who has not been publicly identified — has been booted from the service. "This behavior is absolutely unacceptable and has no place in our community," the spokeswoman said. "We take the trust and respect of merchants, customers, and Dashers extremely seriously. We have deactivated the Dasher and have reached out to the customer involved." (https://fxn.ws/3z4NNyO)
Meridian police are investigating a case involving a robbery, a shooting, an adult film and a naked man running through a residential neighborhood. The armed robbery happened at an abandoned alternative school on Azalea Drive while 3 people were making an adult film. The bizarre crime happened around noon Sunday. Police say the robber, who was still naked from shooting the film, made the victim send him $200 through Cashapp. The victim then tried to make a run for it but was chased and shot at by the naked robber, putting several holes in his car. “In my seven years of doing this, this is one of the most unique incidents that I’ve ever run across,” said Detective Rochester Anderson. Police say they have the names of the two suspects they believe were involved in the robbery but are waiting on additional evidence before making arrests.(https://bit.ly/3hJy8zs)
A British serial pooper has officially been banned from defecating and urinating in any open space in her town after more than two decades of criminal behavior. Amanda Lee, 50, has been breaking the law since at least 1996, with 15 convictions for anti-social behavior, harassment, public order violations and abusing the country’s 999 emergency phone number. “There comes a point when you have to say enough is enough and take additional action to protect the community and businesses in the area,” Police Constable Alex Barker said last week. The Crewe resident has since been issued a criminal behavior order, or CBO, which explicitly prohibits her from committing some of her most common crimes for five years, with violations carrying a prison sentence of up to five years. In addition to the urination and defecation ban — which is in effect for both public and private open spaces — Lee cannot carry open containers of alcohol in public, contact police on 999 unless she has a genuine reason for doing so or use abusive language in a public place, including using a dog to threaten or intimidate people, according to police. “A Criminal Behavior Order is sought once all reasonable avenues have been explored regarding persistent offenders,” Barker said in a statement. “In this case, Lee’s attitude and behavior has been ongoing since the 1990s and she has been convicted numerous times for incidents that impacts greatly on residents,” he wrote. “She has persistently shown no consideration at all for the actions her offending has had on others.” Police have informed Lee that she needs to keep a clean sheet, and they encouraged anyone who sees her breaching any of the terms of her CBO to contact authorities. (https://bit.ly/3wPZmZc)
An elderly Florida Man copped a plea to felony charges in connection with his bloody, botched castration of a man he met on a eunuch website, a crime for which he will be sentenced to three years in prison. During a Circuit Court hearing, 76-year-old Gary Van Ryswyk pleaded no contest to unlicensed practice of a health care profession resulting in serious bodily injury. He entered a similar plea to a second, lesser felony charge. A plea agreement signed by Van Ryswyk and his lawyer indicates that the septuagenarian fetishist will be sentenced later this year to three years in state prison. The top count to which Van Ryswyk pleaded carries a maximum 15-year term of incarceration. Since Van Ryswyk will be credited for the time he spent in a county jail before making bond in November 2020, he will likely serve around two years in state custody. Police discovered Van Ryswyk’s amateur surgery setup after a 9-1-1 hang-up call was traced to his home in Sebring, a central Florida city. Upon arriving at the three-bedroom residence, cops were met at the front door by Van Ryswyk, who explained that he had just performed a castration inside the 1344-square-foot property. Following his arrest, Van Ryswyk insisted to police that, besides removing his own testicle, he had only performed one other castration.(https://bit.ly/2V86oMg)
A man in China has been hospitalized after inserting a live eel inside his rectum to cure constipation. (https://bit.ly/3llo3uH)
A new study claims men who ejaculate 21 times a month have a lower risk of prostate cancer. (https://www.dailymail.co.uk
According to a new study, sex workers and strip clubs may cause a “significant” drop in sex crimes. (https://bit.ly/37xUZYH)
A randy Michigan man redefined “c-block” after he got six kidney beans lodged in his urethra during a bizarro attempt at sexual gratification. The unnamed 30-year-old patient had reportedly wanted to “express the beans during ejaculation,” according to the wince-worthy report published in the journal Urology Case Reports. So, the sexual eccentric shoved six kidney beans in his urethra and attempted to expel them via “natural emission.” However, his pea shooter jammed during the process, prompting him to try to remove them with tweezers. When that failed, he reported to the hospital, where he informed doctors that he was struggling to “pea.” The backed-up bean stalker also admitted it wasn’t his “first time participating in this practice, although he never attempted to utilize this many beans.” A subsequent CT scan confirmed that the poor soul harbored six beans in his urethra, which measured 15 mm by 7 mm each. Despite the highly invasive procedure required, the frijole fetishist suffered “minimal” trauma to his urethra and was discharged the following day.(https://bit.ly/3g51AhS)
A Florida woman was busted last week for allegedly exposing her breasts and masturbating during a virtual visitation session with an inmate. (https://bit.ly/3m9Z4e5)
A couple in Australia was spotted having sex on the edge of a cliff.(https://bit.ly/37Na1tL)
A Brazilian Bishop has resigned days after a video of him allegedly masturbating on a video call went viral. The Vatican announced that Pope Francis accepted the resignation of 60-year-old Bishop Tomé Ferreira da Silva. (https://bit.ly/2XyOrap)
A library on Long Island is apologizing for accidentally putting a pornographic comic book in a free giveaway bag to families on Saturday, Aug. 14, during Free Comic Book Day. The cover of the comic, "Tales of a Grown-Up Nothing," shows a teenage girl skateboarding, and alludes to nothing inappropriate inside. The comic then features pictures of people in various sexual positions and one woman using a sex toy. It also features a picture of a man appearing to kill a police officer with the words "The Antifa Super-Soldier Cookbook" above it. After complaints, the library removed two other questionable comic books that they had received from Diamond Comic Distributors - the company which sponsors Free Comic Book Day. The other comics featured foul language. They were all thrown out. A Diamond spokesperson said, "Given this mishap by the library, we are reviewing guidelines going forward." The library has said that after six years, they will not participate in Free Comic Book Day again. (https://7ny.tv/3AVBExj)
